I Didn't Steal Durandal from Charlemagne.
Muhaha. Sorry, Sherlock Holmes, this isn't your redheaded fugitive.
BUT!
Even better, this Tumblr belongs to Eliwood, your red-headed Fire Emblem 7 hero. I hail from Pherae, and am the father of Fire Emblem 6's Roy.

... yes, I'm the one who has been called Jellywood, Pansywood and Elifood. Note that the images don't belong to me.


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http://femasterlist.tumblr.com

Information

Relationship Status:
Married
Hometown:
Pherae
Political Views:
Democratic Liberal

I Didn't Steal Durandal from Charlemagne.

Oh, how wonderful!

Love, love is in the air!! I know that!! Despite my son’s undying love to cupcakes or Hector’s to Ebay, I know I’ve done the right thing to love my wife.

… Uh oh. I’m so sorry, Lyn, for raising my tone like that. But… but she…

(I hope Hector is checking Ebay right now).

July 12 at 12:26am · Like · View Post

thelegendofzelda:

wen did this

bcum hotter than dis

???????????????????????????#%#$%#????///

Roy did you use Lord Ike’s steroid?!
April 23 at 2:02am via thelegendofzelda · Like · View Post

The Day You Were Born…

… I was there. Of course. Well not. Outside. With your Uncle Hector. And his pregnant wife.

… Writing this on my journal brings back old memories and… what do your friends usually say? “I can’t hold these feels, Bro”?

Hearing your mother’s screams and yelps of pain from the room, I felt my heart was ripped off of me. You see, Roy… who would have thought such delicate creature we refer as ‘woman’ could bear so much pain?

The things I said to her before she entered that room and people took me outside: I wanted her to be safe, and I loved her whether she’d give me a boy or a girl; whether she’d give me nothing because sending her to that room, at that time, my son, felt like…

… I was so scared that I wouldn’t be able to see her again. I was hoping she’d do that while I slept. Coward, right? A part of me wanted to be there, a part of me didn’t. I didn’t want anything else… but your mother getting out of that room as if she was gone for a while to do her business. Now that you’re older and she’s no longer with us, I feel you have to know this——that your father isn’t always a steady-looking marquess like you always see him as.

Your Uncle Hector tried to calm me down and that time I didn’t want to do anything other than smack him in the lips so he would shut up. Just then I heard another, longer, most painful yelp before everything went silent… the tranquility was killing me.

Nobody moved. I was nailed to where I stood, and when Hector lowered his guard, I stormed past him before Lowen and Marcus could grab my cape back.

I went in. Serra was there, her eyes were like sparkly crystals… with some tears. She didn’t speak with Hector’s favorite high-pitched tone, I felt it right—-she wanted to calm me. But the more she tried, the more I believed everything went wrong and———-

… And then I saw you. In your mother’s loving arms, you little… bastard. You were so small with your eyes of blue, and I thought “Well I’m gonna spank this kid for scaring me to DEATH”, but your mother’s eyes… ah, who was going to spank who, I didn’t care anymore. She told me she wanted to name you ‘Roy’ because to her, it sounds very nice, simple yet unforgettable. Oh sure you won’t be forgettable, my son, for you were born from a goddess’ womb.

"He shall be the king of himself," she said softly. You tilted your baby neck, your small hands trying to reach me. With mixed feelings I stretched my index finger which you playfully caught, you gave me that baby laughter and I knew I instantly, unconditionally fell in love with you. 

Then I realized this is my wife I was facing, this is my son that I was playing with… my son, my son, my son… from my blood, from her blood…

And now that you’re older…

I don’t know. Are you still mine? You are my son, yet at the same time you are yourself, a young man that I hold no power over; someone independent with his wills, thoughts, ambitions and desires. I have been a bad father following your mother’s death——I tried the best to raise you, to make you a man your mother would always hope you to be——yet at the same time I know I have to let you fly. To spread your wings, to be whatever you want. To marry whoever you want… ahem, I TOLD YOU, YOU CANNOT MARRY THOSE GIRLS ALL AT THE SAME TIME YOU LITTLE RED FURBALL!

… Looking at you snoring after a hard day of fencing (and flirting), I wonder… how many times did I leave you sleeping alone because of my work? My campaigns? Were you screaming when thunder stroke; did your nightmares make you lose appetite; and God I swear I couldn’t do a half of your mom could, and it frustrated me.

Yet you’re here. Growing up. Becoming a fine man yourself (I said take off that bandanna Royieeeee!) to find your very own Ninian (errrr as much as I loooove your mother don’t bring a girl who is named after her alright? Lilina is a fine name, though, she knows how to relieve these old bones more than you!)…

And you’re still calling me father.

Your mother is a miracle and you are a gift. 

January 25 at 10:28pm · Like · View Post
My son is older now…
Hey Roy, don’t you and your friends want this? The girls may come and eat too, no need to keep them under your bed when I’m not looking!

My son is older now…

Hey Roy, don’t you and your friends want this? The girls may come and eat too, no need to keep them under your bed when I’m not looking!

January 25 at 9:21pm · Like · View Photo
did-you-kno:

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What is this… Son, they say we would extinct by the year 2060. Hurry up, marry that girl Lilina and give me a dozen of little redheads!

did-you-kno:

Source

What is this… Son, they say we would extinct by the year 2060. Hurry up, marry that girl Lilina and give me a dozen of little redheads!

In this photo: fact  
October 5 at 11:35pm via did-you-kno · Like · View Photo

Lilina is here?

royofpherae:

theredheadedleague:

royofpherae:

theredheadedleague:

…. I do not want to hear anything funny, Roy. ANYTHING.

Including sneak up to her room in a Bugs Bunny costume.

WHAAAAAAAT! F-fαther! Don’t embαrrαss me!!

Don’t be shy, don’t be shy!

Hey, why are you blushing, lover-boy? You don’t want her to see you being funny, eh?

No, I don’t wαnt to freαk her out! I think dressing up αs this bunny guy would mαke her not wαnt to see me.

Then make her father wants to see you! Son… *ahem* first tactic of this pretty war called “GETTING A GIRL” is charming her father. Conquer her father first, she will be impressed! Well… I did that, remember? I conquered Ninian’s father…

… literally.

September 16 at 11:30pm via royofpherae · Like · View Post
markthetactician:

Until we meet again everyone.

DAILY PHERAE!! THIS HAS TO GO TO DAILY PHERAE!! THAT DEMENTED TROLLY PRINCE OF TROLLIA IS DYING TO SEE WHAT’S BENEATH THE CAPE, YES?
ROY, SELL THIS PICTURE TO HIM! THAT WAY I AM FREE FROM MY FATHERLY OBLIGATION OF GIVING YOUR ALLOWANCE THIS MONTH!!
TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

markthetactician:

Until we meet again everyone.

DAILY PHERAE!! THIS HAS TO GO TO DAILY PHERAE!! THAT DEMENTED TROLLY PRINCE OF TROLLIA IS DYING TO SEE WHAT’S BENEATH THE CAPE, YES?

ROY, SELL THIS PICTURE TO HIM! THAT WAY I AM FREE FROM MY FATHERLY OBLIGATION OF GIVING YOUR ALLOWANCE THIS MONTH!!

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

September 16 at 11:27pm via leadbythesword · Like · View Photo

my dear lilina,

My son isn’t the handsomest boy in the world, I know it for sure. His father isn’t the handsomest man in the world also, although he is so very lucky ;)

But as a father of that red-headed copy of mine, like your father always says, I guarantee you he does not mean anything but your happiness.

September 16 at 1:31am · Like · View Post
feedtheblade:

caelinlord:

theredheadedleague:

feedtheblade:

*his eyes lock on her body*
You! Woman! You have beautiful skin. If I sliced you into lovely red ribbons with this, would the pieces be as soft and delicate as silk?

Friends! Friends, pleace, diplomacy above fighting! Hector! Lyn! Chill out! We shouldn’t hate this poor guy… the only problem here is he has a weird diet!
We should help Sir Jerme overcome his eating disorder!

[shoots Jerme a look of distaste]
I know you mean well, Eliwood, but clearly, this man doesn’t!


Lad with the scarlet her, your a nasty one, my blade really won’t be satisfy with you, but this lady and I will go to our private place and let this ritual complete, will you let me do that? We don’t like waiting.

You don’t want to eat me, but still insist on eating Lyn? You eat women, Sir Jerme? LYN! THIS IS EDWARD CULLEN!! ERADICATE HIM!!!!

feedtheblade:

caelinlord:

theredheadedleague:

feedtheblade:

*his eyes lock on her body*

You! Woman! You have beautiful skin. If I sliced you into lovely red ribbons with this, would the pieces be as soft and delicate as silk?

Friends! Friends, pleace, diplomacy above fighting! Hector! Lyn! Chill out! We shouldn’t hate this poor guy… the only problem here is he has a weird diet!

We should help Sir Jerme overcome his eating disorder!

[shoots Jerme a look of distaste]

I know you mean well, Eliwood, but clearly, this man doesn’t!

Lad with the scarlet her, your a nasty one, my blade really won’t be satisfy with you, but this lady and I will go to our private place and let this ritual complete, will you let me do that? We don’t like waiting.

You don’t want to eat me, but still insist on eating Lyn? You eat women, Sir Jerme? LYN! THIS IS EDWARD CULLEN!! ERADICATE HIM!!!!

September 16 at 1:28am via soccexmusic-deactivated20120207 · Like · View Photo

Lilina is here?

royofpherae:

theredheadedleague:

…. I do not want to hear anything funny, Roy. ANYTHING.

Including sneak up to her room in a Bugs Bunny costume.

WHAAAAAAAT! F-fαther! Don’t embαrrαss me!!

Don’t be shy, don’t be shy!

Hey, why are you blushing, lover-boy? You don’t want her to see you being funny, eh?

September 16 at 1:27am via royofpherae · Like · View Post